[Verse]
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
without being afraid for their lives
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right
And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated like dirt
And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman s worth
[Bridge]
I m ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects
[Chorus]
I love boobs though, I just really love them
I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
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They re just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
[Verse]
I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself, even when I m struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don t think it s ok that the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man
[Bridge]
I m sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
[Chorus]
I love boobs though.
I just really love them
I don t really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.
They re just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I d rather own boobs than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs.
[Verse]
I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don t think we can assume we can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.
The earth s not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.
I love boobs though
I just really care for em
They re equally fun when they re aged 21
Or octogenarian.
They re just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I d rather eat boobs than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love boobs.
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations when
They can t get a glimpse of your bum
( fine)
I find such hypotheses dumb, it s like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy
Edim7
Since they said that I can t look my great aunt in the eye
Why d they have to say that, oh why?
From that first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people s hostel
We re just ing monkeys in shoes
And Iei
Will always love boobs
i Will always love boobs