Church League Softball Fist Fight
By Tim Wilson
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
7/17/2005
Done as best I could based on the Bob and Tom live recording
Capo 2
Chorus 1:
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight
Gettin washed in the blood on a Tuesday night
What would Jesus do, lord he wouldn t do that
Knock hell outta the preacher with a softball bat
Well the swinging Sheppard s from the Sheep of the Savoir
were tied with the sourwood church of Christ
An example of some highly unholy behavior
in a game that had already been protested twice
Something unbiblical must have been said
for them to be aimin heat at the minister s head
Clockin the clergy ain t the thing to do
But neitherâs the high hard one on the 0-2
Chorus 2:
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight
A body layin on the hands neath the left field lights
Knockin out four teeth, gettin a busted lip
Aint exactly my idea of Christian Fellership
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight
Rollin round the pitchers mound it just don t look right
where the nice people from the church and the Sunday school class
To trade a cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop-ass