Iâve seen lots of funny things in my time
But theres one thing Iâve been trying hard to get
For years and years and years Iâve kept on searching
But I havenât had the luck to see one yet
Although I havenât seen one you all know the thing I mean
And now Im going to tell you what it is I havenât seen
I have never, never,never,never
Iâve never seen a straight banana
Iâve searched quite a bit
But I must admit
There even curved when they are served in my banana splits
I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana
But I have never, never, never, never
Iâve never seen a straight banana
[spoken]
Oh how much iâve been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately
Iâve had no luck...in fact...
I recall when I was in Alaska
I Have seen the sun at twelve-o clock at night.
I ve seen the waterfalls at old Niagara
I confess it is a most impressive sight.
Iâd love to see a certain thing
But if it s not to be,
I d like to meet somebody else
Who saw what I can t see.
I ve never, never, never, never Iâve never seen a straight banana.
though theres things I hate
Millions I have ate.
But Doggon me Iâve yet to see Bananaâs that are straight
I have traveled far to find one.
From the Argentine to the Havana.
But I ve never, never, never, never
I ve never seen a straight banana.
No Iâve never, never,never,never
CGC
Iâve never seen a straight banana!