Steve was sippinâ tea by the kitchen sink
Said weâd better check that windmill when we finish our drinks
Itâs probably stopped pumpinâ since the storm went through
And I bet ya thereâs a heap of work to do
N.C.
When Steve and Dan rode down they found
The windmillâs tail crumpled on the ground
The storm had really twisted some fans about
They got to work to straighten that windmill out
N.C.
When they finished patchinâ that windmill up
Steve let out a laugh and he put down his cup
Said âI bet you fifty bucks you canât swing from the fanâ
Dan said âFor fifty bucks I bet you I canâ
N.C.
Dan climbed on everythinâ was roses
When a big wind blew he yelled âholy Mosesâ
The wind began to spin the fan so fast
That the ground was a blur as the world spun past
[Chorus]
There was crazy Dan swinginâ from the fan
Sixty feet high in the sky
When a big wind blew well it really flew
Spinninâ round and a round and around like a merry go round
N.C.
Danâs knuckles were white as he clung to the fan
Had his cheeks pushed back like a freakshow man
He screamed âSteve, shut this bastard downâ
But Steve was bent up laughinâ back on the ground
[Chorus]
There was crazy Dan swinginâ from the fan
Sixty feet high in the sky
When a big wind blew well it really flew
Spinninâ round and a round and around like a merry go round
[Solo]
[Verse]
N.C.
When Steve finally shut that windmill down
Danâs brain was a spinninâ when he climbed to the ground
Eyes rolled back and his guts in a bind
âIâll have that fifty bucks now, if ya donât mindâ
Five years on at a bar in town
They laughed at the day Dan was spinninâ around
For fifty bucks he said âI donât know why I did itâ
Steve said âFor fifty bucks it was worth every damn minuteâ
[Chorus] x2
There was crazy Dan swinginâ from the fan
Sixty feet high in the sky
When a big wind blew well it really flew
Spinninâ round and a round and around like a merry go round
[Outro]
There was crazy Dan swinginâ from the fan
Sixty feet high in the sky
When a big wind blew well it really flew
Spinninâ round and a round and around like a merry go
round and around and around like a merry go round