What Would William Shatner Do?
Warp 11
Intro: ------------ (x2)
Verse 1:
Iâve got a girl, the coolest girl in the world
But she ainât fly for the guys in sci-fi
And Iâm a guy with a model Enterprise
Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out
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Iâve got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans
And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt
Black boots and a red miniskirt
Iâll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out
Bridge 1:
Iâve got to think about it
Iâve got to work it through
If she learns my dark secret
What would William Shatner do?
Chorus:
What would William Shatner do? (what would he do) (x3)
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Verse 2: (same as V1)
Iâve got a chick, in bed a lunatic
Won t be my if she knows I love Star Wars
And I know only one thing for sure
Iâll never score If she ever finds out
Bridge 2:
Iâve got to make a choice now
Deceive her or tell her true
I know Vulcans never lie but
What would William Shatner do?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: (heavy distortion and palm mute)
I love War of the Worlds, got a boner for green girls
Alien nations, deep space stations
I love flying saucers, say âlive long and prosperâ
âMay the force be with youâ, Mr. Sulu
(Strum once/let ring)
I want to be your man, âby your commandâ
Donât want us to be undone, âdanger Will Robinson!â
And if I decree âbeedee beedee beeâ
Does that mean weâll be through?
What would William Shatner do? Do----
(Repeat Chorus) x2