[Intro]
[LISA]
Hey, mister!
Hey, you!
What are you looking so sad for?
[ROGER]
Nothing, really nothing, absolutely nothing
How about some money?
[LISA]
I canât refuse
I need new shoes
And some pants
I need romance
What about you?
[ROGER]
Tonight, after eight long hours he appeared
It was worse than the doctor had feared
And then the doctor said, âI hoped by now heâd be awake;
At least I thought heâd be awake.
My mistake.â
Then I prodded him and poked him
And his mother started crying
And then Rhoda started yelling at the nurse
It was a really lousy day in the universe
[LISA]
You love him
Too bad
What are you looking surprised for?
[ROGER]
We hoped things would turn out better
[LISA]
Things donât get better
They only seem to
Then they donât
Donât be surprised
When life turns out to be
A trashy old catastrophe
And, oh
Hey, mister!
Itâs all right
Life is a rotten occasion
[ROGER]
Let me give you money
[LISA]
Please forget the money
Please do not insult me
Iâm not amused
[ROGER]
But itâs therapy
[LISA]
I give therapy for free
Iâm just glad to have a client finally
[ROGER]
So I called his name and hugged him
But the jerk is in a coma
And his mother hopes he dies if he gets worse
It was a really lousy day in the universe
[LISA]
They all are
They all are