Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret
Hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing. The G s at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge
[Intro]
[Verse]
You text at three in the morning
And you misspell my name
You ve slept with half my friends on Facebook
And most of them think you are lame
You say that with me it s different
And you re not that big of a dick
And if you disappear it s cause you re busy
Not cause you re with some other chick
[Pre-chorus]
I know that this may be uncouth
But I want to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
My self-esteem s not low enough to date you
It s close but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more desperate
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
[Verse]
I seem like your perfect target
Like I ve been lonely for too long
You think I haven t had sex in forever
And I ll admit that you re not wrong
But I would rather have no one
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
I wouldn t touch your dick if I d been poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm
[Pre-chorus]
I know that this might be uncouth
But I ve decided to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
My self-esteem s not low enough to date you
It s pretty close but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more wasted
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
[Bridge]
We could last forever
You just have to give me time
To learn to deal with bullshit
And blatant lies
But for now... for now
[Chorus]
My self-esteem s not low enough to date you
It s so close but not quite there
Need time to get a little more wasted
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair