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Jesus Christ - come on down!
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw.
In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
They ve been cooking on Blue Peter now they re sampling the dishes
I don t normally like tomatoes John
But this is delicious .
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
The son of Jimmy heroe is shouting out -
Where s my Fiorucci? --------------
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn t tell the bread
Did you honestly think that they would?
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.