Petty Sessions
Half Man Half Biscuit
I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
Whatâs it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
âThat was a ten pound note!â
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
And say thatâs not how I would spell âHawaiianâ
Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Bass, Man Bag
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number 252
Here come the Barmy Army
Theyâre absolutely crazy
Bart, Elvis and the baby
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.