Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kevs Back(Return of the Yobbo)
Song - Kev s Courtin Song
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
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Intro: EAE
Verse 1:
Learned to much in me time, buyin dinner and wine,
And me money on flowers and lollies.
Only to find, that what s on me mind,
Isn t on hers and she s sorry.
So I ve made up some lines, to save wastin time,
And keep me from blowin me brass.
I m ever so cool, I just prop on the stool,
Right next to hers and I ask.
Chorus 1:
Do ya on first dates,
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
Could I feel ya ,
Or would you show em to me.
Cause ya got a nice head,
And ya look pretty honest.
So me face ll be leavin in quarter an hour,
I d like you to be on it.
Verse 2:
You know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila,
And the bullshit ya gotta go through.
Like callin her up, and tellin her ya love er,
When all that ya love s just a screw.
But she wants to hold hands, and you re to meet her old man,
And sit around for hours and talk.
But my method is, you just cut through that shit,
And get down to the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
Do ya on first dates,
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
Could I feel ya ,
Or would you show em to me.
Do ya sleep in the nick,
Do you give head very often.
So if we could decide, your place or mine,
We could off then.
Verse 3:
So the next time ya see, a good lookin sheila,
And you d give a weeks pay to hold er.
Don t sit actin dumb, just front her full on,
And drop a few lines that I ve told ya.
This new method of mine, might not work every time,
But then again there s no method will.
I ve been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers,
But then I ve got a few s as well.
Chorus 3:
Do ya on first dates,
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
Could I feel ya ,
Or would you show em to me.
If the answer is no,
To me questions above.
Then be a good sport, and give me the name,
Of a girlfriend who does.