I wake up in the morning
-
And it s nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
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Still I just want you
You re all I want, you re all I need
My love for you
Just grows the way you do
When I love you
I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle till we re blue
I ll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo
But I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything
My dick!
Dick: (Joey:)
I like being with you
(I like being with you)
And you like being with me
(You like being with me)
Both:
We re just the best of friends
As anyone can see
People say, it s quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!
It s me and my dick!
Joey: (Dick:)
We ll stick together
(We ll stick together)
Fight through thick and thin
(Fight through thick and thin)
Both:
If we stay side by side
There s no way we can t win
Joey: (Dick:)
Any girl that s out there
(Any girl that s out there)
Any girl at all
(Any girl at all)
Both:
When she gets going with us
She s sure to have a ball!
Dick:
(Spoken) Hey! Watch out with that joke. It s an antique!
Both:
People say, how do you do it?
How can you be so slick?
But I just tell them... hey!
It s me and my dick!
Joey: (Dick:)
Yeah, there she is
(Oh, I see her)
Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes
And she s taking off her shirt and her pants
(Yeah, keep going!)
And we re doing a sexy-time dance!
She s running her hands
Down my underpants
Both:
Buddy this is our chance!
Sally:
(Spoken) Joey!
Both:
People say, it s quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!
Joey: (Dick:)
It s me and my dick
(I like being with you)
It s me and my dick
(We ll stick together)
It s me and my dick
Dick:
(Spoken) Hey, man...
Both:
It s me and my dick!