Whos wiser than a warlock, and tougher than a troll
And charming as a candy cane
Whos faster than a Phoenix, and sly as a Phoenix
And always set to entertain.
Here to give this sagging tale a hero to employ
Look up to the skies, now look in my eyes.
Itâs Gilderoy!
Whoâs handsome as a Hobbit, and manly as a Mare?
And loves to give the girls a wink?
Whoâs funny as a ferret, and quick as a quill?
And always sings without lip sync.
Here to rid your nostrils of that dreadful potter boy
Cause that smell in the air is the marvelous flair of
S cuse me, Gilderoy