Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
                                                        
   Just don t feel like going to work - I think I ll call my boss then I m
                        
   Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
                  
Swear I ve got some strange disease
                            
What s that little twerp gonna say?  Hey...
(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
                          
          I m callin  in sick today
                      
          Callin  in sick today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I m not busy now anyway.   Hey..........
(Chorus)
                          
          I m callin  in sick today
                      
          Callin  in sick today
                              
          Ain t going to work, no way
                                   
          Callin  in sick today
(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
                        
  I can do anything I want to
           
  I am invincible now
               
     I m on fire, baby
                               
  I m alive, I m alive, can you hear me, world?
        
  I m alive!
Maybe I ll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I ll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I m sick of takin  abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom s just seven digits away.  Hey...
(Chorus)
                          
          I m callin  in sick today
                      
          Callin  in sick today
                                      
          Ain t going to work, no way
                                           
          Callin  in sick today
    
        (hold on )
Little Riff they play in the chorus
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