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Lyrics
We ve been together for so very long,
But now things are changing, oh, I wonder what s wrong,
Seems you don t want me around,
The passion is gone and the flames died down.
I guess I lost a bit of self esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team,
You use to think I was nice,
Now you tell all your friends that I m the Antichrist.
Oh oh oh oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore.
Got a funny feeling you don t love me anymore.
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those pyranha in my bathtub again.
You re still the light of my life,
Oh darling I m begging won t you put down that knife.
You know I even think it s kind of cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughted
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft.
Oh if you don t mind me asking what it this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get the thinking you don t love me anymore.
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill,
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will.
You set my house on fire.
You pulled at my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers.
Oh you think I m ugly and you say I m cheap,
You shaved off my eyebrows when I was asleep.
You drilled a hole in my head,
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead.
Oh you know this isn t really like you at all,
You never acted this way before.
Honey something tells me you don t love me anymore,
Oh oh no no, got a funny feeling you don t love me anymore.