[Intro]
La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa,
La da da da da da da
[Verse 1]
I was gonna steal a car but I m white
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I m white
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 2]
I was gonna break in your house but I m white
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I m white
Now I m shoppin at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 3]
I was gonna run from the cops but I m white
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I m white
Now I got a jaywalkin ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
I was gonna smoke some crack but I m white (shit!)
I was gonna throw my life off track but I m white
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I m white (wassup sucka?)
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I m white (yeah wassup?)
Now I m payin for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
I was drink some Sprite but I m white
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I m white
Now I m sippin mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 7]
I was gonna rob a bank but I m white
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I m white
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why ?) yea heyy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
I got me a real good life cause I m white
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife cause I m white
I could retire when I m 40 and I ll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
I m wrote this song of mine cause I m white (I m white!)
They gonna call me racist online cause I m white (That s racist!)
And if a black guy beat my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I m white, Because I m white, Because I m white
(La da da da da da da daaa)
[Spoken]
N.C.
Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
N.C.
That organic shit, it s good shit man
N.C.
I can t wait to invite over them new neighbors man
N.C.
Give em some kale chips
N.C.
You know what I m sayin , that non-dairy non-fat skim
N.C.
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
N.C.
You see that shit?
N.C.
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
N.C.
That s a doctor for your asshole
N.C.
I been payin into my 401k
N.C.
Payin my taxes and shit
N.C.
in IRS got me on audit
N.C.
You catch them CMAs?
N.C.
I got this new washin machine too
N.C.
High efficiency !