[Verse 1]
I did some time in jail,
I did a crime with Michelle
We stole from fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
I m known to smack up a bitch
I got kool-aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye
Guns yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.
[Chorus]
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don t tase me
My name s Obama
I was born in Haiti
I still get food stamps
I m just lazy
I m still on welfare
So you pay me
They might arrest you
But you could blame me
They ll pull me over
Incarcerate me
If I get unemployed
Shit don t phase me
My name s Obama
I roll with Jay-Z
[Spoken]
N.C.
Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
N.C.
Are you young Jeezer?
N.C.
How d you get in the White House?
[Verse 2]
I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my Neighbors Driveway
I did alotta of drug deals
I killed Osama for treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And ed his bitch sideways
Bro, yeah I m holdin
Rocks weed meth heroin
White House garden showin
What you think I m growin daisies?
[Chorus]
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No it s OK see
My name s Obama
I m half Kuwaiti
It s hard to look white
Robbing Macy s
Give me the FUBU
Don t try to play me
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don t mace me
My name s Obama
I dance like Swayze
If you live in Detroit
Yawta thank me
My name s Obama
I m Pakistani
[Bridge]
Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black
I was born in Dubai
I d like to go back
Where s all my hoes at?
Take off your clothes
[Spoken]
N.C.
And don t talk back
N.C.
Now the American people have a clear choice
N.C.
Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?
N.C.
Or with the back of my hand?
It s hard to look white
When I m smackin Ladies
So it s no wonder
Ya ll crackers hate me
[Chorus]
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
And this is crazy
I stealed your hummer
And throwed your baby
Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say see
My name s Obama
Chicken is tasty
Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I use to sold crack
I use to roll so black
If all you haters don t like me
Lick my ballsack
Ya ll haters fall back
So you pay me
[Spoken]
N.C.
I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
N.C.
I m sorry I get that from my mother
N.C.
She is a typical white person