[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Herro, I m chinese
I was wondering if you would like
some beef, with broccoli
I come over
From Beijing
I play ping pong, and pray to Buddha
and say Ching Chong Chong Ching
Herro
You want sake?
Or you want California Dragon Roll
With ginger and wasabi?
If you re hungry
call me
I get you table in my restaurant
With free fortune cookie
[Pre-Chorus]
There s a small difference
Between lunch and dinner price
[Chorus]
Herro from the far East side
Our wall goes for a thousand miles
Our children make nikes
And sing Christmas songs
And Kim Jong Un
Leads us. We dream of his dong
Herro from the far East side
I like eggrolls I cannot lie
I sell you calamari
Some pepper and salt
Little house on the prairie
My favorite show
in the world
[Verse 2]
Herro
how are you?
It s so typical of me
to talk about soy sauce I sorry
I don t
Feel too well
Ever since I ate that orange chicken
I can t take a crap
[Pre-Chorus]
Ancient secret
Of the orange sauce
Mix cum with clementine
[Chorus]
So herro from the far east side
I also selling child brides
I sell you my daughter
for 20 remnibi
that s like 100 dollar
she hardly ever cries
Herro from the laos side
my people have laosian pride
we killed 2 million thousand
in nineteen sixty nine
and the ones we didn t kill
we made go sit outside on the floor
[Rap-Part]
uh, 123
South korea don t got shit on me
I from the hood
I rap real good
nuclear war?
I wish a bitch would
Rewind
and listen again
I get mad pussy
you kiss men
please leave message when you call
stupid Mongolians breaking my wall
[Chorus]
Herro from the far east side
I sometimes blow another guy
I still use compuserve
Windows 3.1
And I love Filipinos
But I no like Taiwan
Herro from the far east side
I chilling on a water slide
I do your dry cleaning
at the dry cleaning mart
And I know Math and Science
Because Asians are smart
Benihana
...is good
Herro
Oh, shit the song s over HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA