Alright guys, I took the tabs that used to be on mypants and I corrected the lyrics the
the original version as well as putting the chords all the way through and filling in a
couple of things that were left out.
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Best Wishes!
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My []eyes snap open it s []two o clock
I []rip off my shirt my []pants my socks,
[]something s wrong but []I don t know []what
[]
[]But then I finally []realize
There s []sweat trickling []down my thighs
and a []fire between the []matress and my []butt
[]
It s too []HOOOOT
it s to []hot in []here
I m []gonna fall off of my []chair
If I have a[]nother ice cold []beer
I for[]gooooot
how much it []sucks to sweat in []bed
And I []don t want to drink your Iced []Tea
I wanna take a [D]bath in it in[]stead
It s too hot[].
[][][]
[]layin on the floor with my []clothes off
Silk []boxer shorts and a []wash cloth
Are []the only things I ll []let touch my []skin today
[]
[]Sprayin myself with an []upside down air can
[]Makin out with the []window fan
[]Hopin the mail man []doesn t look []in today
It s too []HOOOOOT
It s too []hot in this []town
My []will to live is []melting
and []that s what s []got me down
It s too []Hoooot
This whole []state is on []fire
I m an []endothermic []organism
and []that s why I []perspire
[]when it s too Hot
[][][]
The U[]nited Nations
Says []eleven thousand
[]People die of []hotness each []year
But the []burning sun
it wants e[]leven thousand and one
But it s []not gonna []get me y []hear
[][][]
[]Sweating in my []bat all alone
watching []hotness prevails by the []wine cone
Sympa[]thizing with my []favorite youtube []star
[]
[]How could anyone be []so deranged
To []not believe in []climate change.
[]When it s 102 in []Montana in the []Dark
[]
It s too []HOOOOOT
I m []Doing a funny []dance
Cause []went and got some []ice cubes
and I []put them in my [] pants
It s to []HOOOOOOT
It s too []hot in []here
I m []probably gonna []pass out
but []please pass me my []beer
It s too []hot.
[][][] X2
[]Spraying myself with an []upsidedown air can
[]Makin love with that win[]dow fan