The list
Intro:
I m sitting in the minivan, it s about 1 am
I can t believe I m hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman
She hands me a grocery list, and I say: what is this?
She gives me a hundred dollars and says: that should cover it
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee
She told me about the Vaseline, very specifically
there s a baby size, a mommy size and a big fat daddy
the daddy is the one I need, I don t know why I need it
but you don t argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee
I walk up to the door of the grocery store
preparing myself for all the weird looks that I m in for
I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you
and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee