People Who Love Giraffes
By Hank Green
I made a video
About ten months ago
I thought that I would show you something beautiful
I showed a picture
With an intimate nature
But I didn t realize
Till a hundred thousand views later
That I don t know where we d be
Where would the vlogbrothers be?
Without people who love giraffes
Who love giraffes
Oh love is a beautiful thing
Oh tortoises and elephants and rhinos and onion rings
And cats, and dogs, and mice and whales
And even people too
You didn t think that I was gonna show , did you?
But where would we be?
Where would YouTube be?
Without people who love giraffes
Who love giraffes
Yeah, love can be pretty screwed up
Like that homosexual necrophiliac duck
And this dachshund
That s getting it on with a cat
And bunnies doing it with chickens
Well, I don t know that I m down with that
But where would we be?
Where would America be?
Without people who love giraffes
Who love giraffes
And who knows
There may even be those
Who love ducks who love bucks who love does
Oh where would we be?
Where would we be?
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes x2